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| » Centipede |
| One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.
Then came the second half...
First ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 2208 times |
| » zebi |
| loukan ja zebi fi fomek wach dir ?? ... |
| Added on : 13-Aug-2010 |
Added by : SLP/AUD Jokes Staff |
Viewed : 32 times |
| » Eating a bald eagle |
| A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently
put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation
went something like this:
Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. B ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 1178 times |
| » Vacuum Salesman |
| An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 974 times |
| » Thirsty Kid |
| A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I h ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 1252 times |
| » Family Reunion |
| An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and te ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 798 times |
| » Double Negative |
| A distinguished linguistics professor was lecturing on the phenomenon of double negatives. As he neared the end of his talk, he drew himself up and declared solemnly:
"In conclusion, let me observe that while there are numerous cases where a double ne ... |
| Added on : 09-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Joe |
Viewed : 951 times |
| » Dangerous Food |
| A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drin ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 705 times |
| » Kids on the Internet |
| My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "GoofyMickeyMinniePluto" and so I asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they said it had to ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 953 times |
| » Blubber trouble |
| Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 1083 times |
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