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» Dr. Smith
I was talking to a friend about their new career in Speech Pathology. I asked "So do your patients call you Dr. Smith?" reply "no-no. They just call me Chris. If they can." ...
Added on : 08-Nov-2005 Added by : Smith Viewed : 2518 times
» Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown. Then came the second half... First ...
Added on : 07-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 977 times
» Plosive (Peter Piper)
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Used for: Plosives, /p/, /k/, final k, ...
Added on : 16-Feb-2005 Added by : Johanas Viewed : 809 times
» Eating a bald eagle
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this: Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?" Man: "Yes I did. B ...
Added on : 08-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 542 times
» The Signalman
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each othe ...
Added on : 08-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 715 times
» Vacuum Salesman
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. ...
Added on : 08-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 425 times
» Thirsty Kid
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I h ...
Added on : 07-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 597 times
» Hard To Remember Things
Harvey and Sara -- an elderly married couple -- have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband. 'Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey,' Sara says. 'And ...
Added on : 07-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 679 times
» Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! ...
Added on : 08-Feb-2005 Added by : anonymous Viewed : 601 times
» Frozen Face
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would free ...
Added on : 21-Mar-2005 Added by : Tina Viewed : 1609 times

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A little old lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time. As he passed her pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but would never take a pretzel.

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