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Establishing Malaysia as a “Global Halal Hub” has been the aim of the Malaysian Government for many years. In this regard, the establishment of the Halal Industry Development Corporation Sdn Bhd (HDC) reflects the seriousness of Malaysia in pursuing this objective. HDC has been tasked to further boost the Halal agenda in terms of standards development, branding enhancement as well as commercial and industry development. In the spirit of co-operation and collaboration, HDC will leverage and utilize existing Malaysian know-how to build partnerships around the world and ultimately enable more people to benefit from the positive attributes associated with Halal.


 
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» Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown. Then came the second half... First ...
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» Eating a bald eagle
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation went something like this: Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?" Man: "Yes I did. B ...
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» The Signalman
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each othe ...
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» Vacuum Salesman
An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. ...
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» Thirsty Kid
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?" "No. You had your chance. Lights out." Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY...Can I h ...
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» Hard To Remember Things
Harvey and Sara -- an elderly married couple -- have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband. 'Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey,' Sara says. 'And ...
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» Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! ...
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» Double Negative
A distinguished linguistics professor was lecturing on the phenomenon of double negatives. As he neared the end of his talk, he drew himself up and declared solemnly: "In conclusion, let me observe that while there are numerous cases where a double ne ...
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» Family Reunion
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son Bob in New York and says, I hate to ruin your day, but your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough! I'm sick of her, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Boston and te ...
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» Dangerous Food
A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drin ...
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