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| » Dr. Smith |
| I was talking to a friend about their new career in Speech Pathology.
I asked "So do your patients call you Dr. Smith?"
reply "no-no. They just call me Chris. If they can."
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| Added on : 08-Nov-2005 |
Added by : Smith |
Viewed : 2518 times |
| » Centipede |
| One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals were scoring at will. Every time they got the ball they would run it in for a touchdown.
Then came the second half...
First ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 977 times |
| » Plosive (Peter Piper) |
| Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Used for:
Plosives, /p/, /k/, final k, ... |
| Added on : 16-Feb-2005 |
Added by : Johanas |
Viewed : 809 times |
| » Eating a bald eagle |
| A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently
put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trail, the conversation
went something like this:
Judge: "Do you know that eating a bald eagle is a federal offense?"
Man: "Yes I did. B ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 542 times |
| » The Signalman |
| Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking: 'What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each othe ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 715 times |
| » Vacuum Salesman |
| An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet. ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 425 times |
| » Thirsty Kid |
| A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later: "Da-ad..."
"What?"
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY...Can I h ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 597 times |
| » Hard To Remember Things |
| Harvey and Sara -- an elderly married couple -- have trouble remembering things, so they write everything down. One night in bed, Sara gets a craving and wakes up her husband.
'Get up and bring me some apple pie and ice cream, Harvey,' Sara says. 'And ... |
| Added on : 07-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 679 times |
| » Blubber trouble |
| Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES! ... |
| Added on : 08-Feb-2005 |
Added by : anonymous |
Viewed : 601 times |
| » Frozen Face |
| Finding one of her students making faces at others on the
playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child.
Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Johnny, when I
was a child, I was told that if I made ugly faces, it would free ... |
| Added on : 21-Mar-2005 |
Added by : Tina |
Viewed : 1609 times |
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