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Double Negative


A distinguished linguistics professor was lecturing on the phenomenon of double negatives. As he neared the end of his talk, he drew himself up and declared solemnly:

"In conclusion, let me observe that while there are numerous cases where a double negative conveys a positve, there is no case where a double positive conveys a negative."
Whereupon, from the back of the room, arose a small voice dripping with disdainful condescension:

"Yeah, yeah..."
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Submitted by : Joe
Submitted on : 09-Feb-2005
Joke Type : Clean
Rating : 4
Joke Language : English
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